Himbo Hitman

What do you do when you’re a hit man … who’s terrible at his job? At first I thought it would be an easy payday. A few pew pews for bad people a couple of suitcases of cash for me. People have done worse for an honest living. Probably. The problem is that after a couple of jobs I’ve never actually managed to unalive someone and not for lack of trying. Apparently a basic requirement of a hitman is being a good shot. Despite my constant duck-ups—that my boss knows nothing about—I’m given another name and I very nearly follow through. Only after obliterating this guy’s ear and his fervent pleading to spare him I’ve sent him into hiding and collected the cash anyway. But wanted people are hard to hide and bad guys don’t like paying big money for loose ends. Now that Van Gogh has shown his face again—sans ear—I’ve scammed my way into his security team which is sort of ideal since I’m now highly wanted as well. Unfortunately we have