Marked by the Wild Orc

I'm broke and need a job fast . The best tattoo artist in the Pacific Northwest is hiring a manager for his tattoo shop. So I don' t have any experience... A few lies on my resume can fix that. Anyway how hard can it be? I get the job and quickly find out that running a tattoo shop is very hard. Especially dealing with my new wild brooding boss. He's an orc. An orc with a fiery temper. He's not all bad though with a deep love for his three black cats. But for me? Not so much. We fight on a daily basis (usually while I'm taking care of the cats). But it's not long before this huge hard-working orc with a purring cat snuggled in his hulking green arms instantly softens my attitude. He starts grabbing all my attention. Those tusks really do it for me and I can't seem to take my eyes off them. But it would never work. He's much too old for me. And way too grumpy. He fires me (twice) claiming it’s too dangerous to kee