Friends don’t let friends fake date alone. Oscar Wilde once said “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion enmity worship love but no friendship.” Ha! Wrong. Dead wrong. And I can totally prove it. For the last seven years I’ve been just friends with Jack Holiday—yes that Jack Holiday. The swoon-worthy ridiculously famous self-proclaimed king of the silver screen. Passion? Love? Worship? Please. Unless you count how much Jack worships himself . Take that Oscar! Okay have I thought about being more than friends with Jack? Sure. I mean the man waters my plants never forgets my birthday and knows exactly which ice cream to bring me—whether for PMS or heartbreak. But when our unlikely friendship began I swore we’d never cross that line—even if Jack like Oscar doesn’t believe men and women can really be just friends. Then Jack drops a bombshell: he wants to come